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During my several years as a user of AOL, I have come across some right weirdos (not including myself), who either try to get my attention either in a chat room, or in my loft (IMs). They always get the same reply, and a few get a bit pissy with me, so if you are offended by strong language, then turn around now and run like the wind! Here's a few of the more sillier ones (I will be using the people's real names instead of their email addresses to make it easier to follow and also to protect identities)
GoodODave [16:44]:
Wanna watch me on my cam?Me [16:45]: no, id rather stab myself in the eyeball with a sharpened knife, but thanks all the same
GoodODave [16:45]:
ok... but keep the knives in the draw... c yaLChristph [16:51]:
hiLChristph [16:51]: take it your a bit of a goth
Me [16:51]: no fucking shit, now piss the fuck off
Chncllrward: djsdhkjdshfjdhfskd
Chncllrward: holla
Chncllrward: gfudhrfjdh
Me:
Chncllrward: no u
Me: im not typing shite
Kaz: you were last night rofllllllllllllllllllll
Chncllrward: im 2
Me: lmaoooo kaz yesterday i was pissed
Kaz: i know waahahahahahaha
Me: lmao so i had an excuse
WoodyG4230 [17:14]:
hiMe [17:14]: bye
WoodyG4230 [17:14]: that was quick
Me [17:14]: yes, now vacate my loft
WoodyG4230 [17:17]:
so u dont want webcam sexWoodyG4230 [17:17]: lol
WoodyG4230 [17:17]: x
Me [17:17]: webcam sex? u really are desperate, arent u?
WoodyG4230 [17:18]: im only joking anyway theres nothing wrong with that
Finsterovdale04 [02:53]:
wanna c my cock for free ?Finsterovdale04 [02:53]: accept now
Me [02:54]: only if i can cut it up, stick the cheesy thing into a bun and then feed it the first animal i see, which will probably be you
Finsterovdale04 [02:54]:
so wot is that a yeah ?Finsterovdale04 [02:55]: well ?
Me [02:55]: no ffs you sad, desperate and lonely pervert
Finsterovdale04 [02:55]: fuck u
Me [02:55]: no thanks i dont want to lower my standards
AND THEN HE TRIED TO ATTACK ME IN THE CHAT ROOM...
Finsterovdale04
: go fuck the holy crossMe: finster is that the best u can do?
Me: most dangerous thing is a rejected man on aohell
M6tidswell: hi
Me:
Emz: awww he cudnt take rejection lol
M6tidswell: how u m8
M6tidswell: u was in woman chat the other day
Me: apart from having TOSSERS ASKING ME TO SEE HIS ROOSTERS im gd thnx n u?
Emz: lmao
Canonshot1 [22:26]:
hiMe [22:26]: bye
Canonshot1 [22:26]: i am virgin what will you do to me
Me [22:26]: ignore you
Canonshot1 [22:27]: y
Me [22:27]: cos im not interesting in talking to some sad act
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